on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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