I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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