I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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