Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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