Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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