Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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