belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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