I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
high people should be assigned attendants
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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