Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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