Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
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rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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