im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
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I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
If its not for food we ain't going out.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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