Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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