ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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