I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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