i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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