At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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