Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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