its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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