puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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