She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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