SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
It's not a walk of shame if you run
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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