I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
