I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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