My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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