marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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