I don't remember. Are we still dating?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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