You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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