3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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