Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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