You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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