I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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