She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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