The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
My life is pants optional.
You don't make any sense
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That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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