I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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