Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Randomize
