; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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