So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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