ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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