They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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