we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
