Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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