hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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