y did u give ur computer a hand job?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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