you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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