Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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