Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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