I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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