I want to make a zoo with you.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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