Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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