Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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