this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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