i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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