You're a womanizer and a bitch.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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