O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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