I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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