I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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