you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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