Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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